Jul 11, 2007

Ah Beng the Crazy Singaporean

YOU WOULD LOVE THIS !
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> Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?
> Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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> Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
> Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
> Salesgirl : "Yes !"
> Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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> Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a
> job.He supplied the
> information for the columns on Name, Age, Address,
> etc, Then he comes to
> column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of
> the question. After
> much thought, he writes " Yes "
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> Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
> Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
> Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
> Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
> Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
> cold"
> Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo
> flask Boss : "What is
> that shiny object ?"
> Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
> Boss : "What does it do ?"
> Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things
> cold"
> Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
> Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice
> cream"
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> After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng
> always compares it with
> the original for spelling mistakes.
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> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms
> because he thinks his
> picture is being taken.
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> Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
> Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the
> phone.
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> Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using
> it. When he
> encountered some problems. He decide to use the
> 'Help' command after
> some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and
> called the computer
> retailer for support.
> Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but
> it's been over half an
> hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
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> Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The
> doctor asked him what
> had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was
> ironing a shirt and the
> phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the
> phone, I accidentally
> picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
> "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
> "But .. what happened to the other ear ?"
> Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back,
> lah !!!!"
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> Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
> DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
> AND LAS VEGAS ?"
> Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
> Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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> After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
> on for quite some
> time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle
> to a friend.
> "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
> "FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend
> exclaims.
> "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT
> IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7
> YRS".
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> At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left
> tells the bartender,
> "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
> and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
> The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU,
> SIR ?"
> Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
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##terimakasih untuk lan2x ... dan tentu saja, siapa pun dia yang memposting ini pertama kali ;-p ##