totoro ... dut .. gendut

yang merasa dirinya masih lucu... silahkan masuk ke sini buat ngumpulin foto diri :-p
mungkin anda ada kesamaan dengan benda paling kiri di gambar berikut?


ato anda hanya pencinta berat makhluk totoro sehingga pengen banget punya benda ini


yah.. anda bisa 'liat-liat' aja di sini
karena saya .. sejujurnya gak punya benda benda itu hehhehe

yang saya punya cuma versi beta , ini loooohhh:

ini masih available, sisa satu stock, silahkan kontak saya_totoro
[tolong kalau anda mengontaknya, jangan lupa kasih tau bahwa anda dapat kontaknya dari saya, kalau tidak dia akan jual mahal!!]

ada juga versi lain: special edition, tapi ini tidak dijual untuk .Sepertinya mau dipakai sendiri saja... ini dia

"Upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0."

cerita gak penting.... dari orang yang juga bilang bahwa ini sebenernya gak penting...

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User.



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife
1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once Installed!

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow
this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest
installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to
normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.